最簡單的英語繞口令
A Finnish fisher named Fisher failed to fish any fish one Friday afternoon and finally he found out a big fissure in his fishing net.
一個名叫費希爾的芬蘭漁民在一個星期五的下午未能捕捉到任何魚，結果他民現他的漁網上有一個大裂口
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I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.
我希望夢想著你夢想中的夢想，但是如果你夢想著女巫的夢想，我就不想夢想著你夢想中的夢想。 If one doctor doctors anther doctor, does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctors the doctor the way the doctor is doctoring doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors 如果一位醫生給另一位醫生看病，給醫生看病的醫生會按照醫生給醫生看病的方式給那位醫生看病嗎？或是醫生按照醫生看病的醫生的方式給那位醫生看??？
1. Can you can a can as a canner can can a can?
你能夠像罐頭工人一樣裝罐頭嗎？
2. I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won"t wish the wish you wish to wish.
我希望夢想著你夢想中的夢想，但是如果你夢想著女巫的夢想，我就不想夢想著你夢想中的夢想。
3. I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice-cream!
我叫喊，你叫喊，我們都喊著要冰淇淋!
4. How many cookies could a good cook cook if a good cook could cook cookies?
A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.
如果一個好的廚師能做小甜餅，那么他能做多少小甜餅呢？一個好的廚師能做出和其它好廚師一樣多的小甜餅。
5. The driver was drunk and drove the doctor"s car directly into the deep ditch. 這個司機喝醉了，他把醫生的車開進了一個大深溝里。
6. Whether the weather be fine or whether the weather be not.
Whether the weather be cold or whether the weather be hot.
We"ll weather the weather whether we like it or not.
無論是晴天或是陰天。
無論是冷或是暖，
不管喜歡與否，我們都要經受風霜雨露。
7. Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
Where"s the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
彼德派柏捏起一撮泡菜。
彼德派柏捏起的是一撮泡菜。
那么彼德派捏起的泡菜在哪兒？